Double Paranoia Vapours Don’t Shoot Back + Yellow Clearance Black Box Blues – Module / Adventure

Description

Product details:

Published by WEG GW 00402 in 1986
Softback Book ISBN 1869893034 by Dan Gelber et al.

This Copy:

Very Good –
1986 GW Print. Spine and page-edge a bit shelf worn, some scuffing to cover. Colour has some slight fading. No pen/pencil markings. Page-edging is a bit discoloured.

From the volume: 

TWO COMPLETE ADVENTURES FOR PARANOIA RPG

YELLOW CLEARANCE
by JOHN M. FORD. Development by KEN ROLSTON
48 page

This is the adventure which allows High Programmers to put the clone vats on an overtime basis. Those clones’ll be zipping out of there so fast they’ll have to have swing doors fitted! The question must be asked, though – just why are so many people slaughtering each other over the strange black box? Just why would anyone risk being turned into a sludgy yellow pool to find out? Just why can’t we tell you any more than this! Just why are we going on and on asking all these questions? Just why are you getting all excited by these silly questions? Just why aren’t we actually answering any? Could it be that all the answers lie within that mysterious black box? You could always ask the Computer…

VAPOURS DON’T SHOOT BACK
by CURTIS SMITH with GEOFF VALLEY. Development by KEN ROLSTON

Everyone has to make decisions sometime; it’s a Good job this isn’t a tricky one. Either do as the High Programmer tells you and be vaporised by the Computer when it finds out (and it will), or follow the dictates of the Computer and become orange-coloured jelly when the High Programmer takes offence (and he will) at you telling him where to stick his orders. What could be simpler than that! So why are you lying curled up in a heap, biting your fingernails and groaning softly? Pull yourself together – this is FUN! Now together in one volume – these two superb Paranoia adventures will provide you with excellent entertainment; in one bargain package you have 80 pages which you can never show anybody else, never talk about to anybody else, and never carry about with you for fear that it might fall into the hands of traitors. Isn’t Paranoia fun? I’m sorry citizen, this information is not available at this time.